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2. Domino's Will Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Make Sure Your Pizza Isn't Ugly

3. Pay Phones Still Make Hundreds of Millions of Dollars a Year?

4. Survey says: The Average Person Will Go to More Than One Thanksgiving Dinner This Year

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