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  1. Stove Top Stuffing Is Selling Expandable Waist Thanksgiving Pants

  2. Domino's Will Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Make Sure Your Pizza Isn't Ugly

  3. Pay Phones Still Make Hundreds of Millions of Dollars a Year?

  4. Survey says: The Average Person Will Go to More Than One Thanksgiving Dinner This Year

  5. Science says: The Odds of You Dying from a Heart Attack During Sex Are Super Low