Laura Curran is the County Executive of Nassau County in New York, and a speech she gave on Friday about the reopening of tennis courts has gone viral. Basically, she learned you HAVE to include the word tennis every time you say tennis balls.
Two sentences during her speech caused a few giggles. Quote, "You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them." And, "Whose balls are whose."
(It was posted Friday on the @NCExecutive Facebookpage. The tennis talk starts around 4:48. "Kick their balls" is at 5:43 . . . and "whose balls are whose" is at 6:04.)